i suppose the grand prize could’ve been much much worse.

she has that not-cloying kind of cute (barrymore!) where she could say bitchy things to you and you wouldn’t even know it..

To think I almost got away with not wanting to kill myself, today.

Thanks, ass-bus!

seriously missed opportunity to make the bus in the shape of an ass, a little piece of toilet paper dragging behind.

-OR- have the ass bus crap on the stupid kleenex crybabies sitting on sofas in the middle of intersections.

i want ashton’s show to go on so that we can keep watching the media types make fun of him. hard to know which side to cheer for. he’s crossed over from lunkhead to douchelord.

billy dee williams. that’ll be campy.

judy was muy toned and the audience was primed to laugh at whatever she said. she’s got the most offbeat delivery.

prefer the darker hair on her!

i miss the old non-albino Heidi.