BREAKING: John Mayer Admits To Being Gay On His Celebrity Blog!!! OMG!!!
“I need to write this… What I’m about to write isn’t about fame or success or celebrity or the media… This is about me, the guy who walks through a throng of photographers into a restaurant like he’s Paul Newman, but who leaves a “reject” pile of clothes in his closet so high that his cleaning lady can’t figure out how one man can step into so many pairs of pants in a week. This is about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog that has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man.” ~ John Mayer
- Some people just get Bob Uecker.
maybe he’d be less “self-conscious” if he took down one of the three pictures he has of himself on his website.
Somewhere John Hughes is gagging.
i bet when he hands his cleaning lady his little notebook to write down what she’s passionate about she writes “You picking up your pants.”
what happened to Diddy shows it aint that hard to dupe the LA Times. if kutcher can get one past smoking gun, that would be impressive
He’s talking about Perez Hilton, right?
more like acceptance by gay men. the comments on bunny’s tatt are a riot.
“and that happened!”— for all you people listening at home.
he is a lot like Paul Newman but instead of salad dressing he gives away a lot of his man chowder for free.
he doesn’t know that people don’t use Myspace anymore.