3/28/2008
Table Porn
Oh, yeeeah. That’s it. So hot. You know you want it. Yeeeeeah. You’ve been a naughty, little, picnic table, haven’t you? Yeah, you have. Mmmmmm, you dirty, fucking, whore table. Yeeeah. You like it when I turn you sideways, don’t you? Yeah, you do. You want my umbrella? You want this? You want this fucking umbrella? Yeah, you do. That’s it. Oh, yeah. Take all of that umbrella, you bitch table. (punchline)
- And, of course, previously.
the guy was trying to save money on a tire pump, obviously.
it does have nice legs.
He must have loved that old furnitureporn site from way back. the squeakier the better?
its really the tilting the table on its side detail that makes this funny and graphic.
was it one of those ones with a mesh top? mesh tops mean you’re asking for it.
hurr. don’t see why that’s illegal?