4/2/2008

Labor Day

Gisele’s ass Hulks out. ASS SMASH! ASS SMASH!!!

i’m picturing a Jonah Hill type when reading the Craigslist producer ad. well placed viral ad, Goldtoe.

he’s not exactly the Poon Whisperer.

jawohl..the one fashionista commenter is right, VMads has been in the Botox ads for awhile now.

jesus christ gisele has got some kind of applebottom on her.

the field guide will totally help tweens across the land in their quest for a “JoBromance.” (from this mornings Idolator.)

why are Jen and Owen making a dog movie. blah.

the ass should have its own reality show.

am much more interested in the Mayer photos we don’t get to see. chick magnet & camera enthusiast, you know that photo album exists.

show me the Nazi?

well which is it, teapot or coffeepot Kiosk? and more importantly is the sock the spunk-filled Gold Toe kind?

ooh NYT changed the word Stratocaster.

what’s weird about the Jonas Brothers is some of the obsession/”OJB” (Does it offend me, yeah?)coming from the parents.

Clooney and Jones really classed up the joint.

that’s some faint praise for Kevin Smith. Hope Tobias takes on Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste (comment thread); best worst movie ever!

yhtbtr =old fashioned fun.

see, the key is: you have to burn the rope. damn, i wanted more. axes for no reason whatsoever,LOLph Lundgren.

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