4/4/2008

You Had Me At Heilo

We bet she wears out her mirrors faster than her running shoes.

  • “I’m very happy, I like my work and I don’t want fame and fortune and all the free stuff.” ~ Renee Zellweger, deeply confused person

maybe its like a John McCain-type situation where the other arm doesn’t work.

aw don’t rag on Lady Liberty

nothing here that a burger, a hug and a few hours sleep wouldn’t help.

man, she’s pale. giving Diane “Queen of all white people” Sawyer a run for her money.

it’s pretty relieving to hear that she doesn’t want to procreate. oh, and have you seen tracy ullman’s impression of her? i guess renee is crying about it.

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