And somewhere on the opposite coast, Dina Lohan casually mentions to her youngest daughter that she might be getting a little chubby.

• ur dumpt: American Idull Carrie Underwood and Gossip Girl Chace Crawford “broke up” “over text.” And somewhere on the opposite coast, Jake Gylenhalnelanhal’s heart jumps a beat.

• Cloverfield 2: Can we please just wait until the current season of Lost is over before we begin all this bullshit, again?

• Broken eye-balled twigtress Kate Bosworth keeps herself inside a very fragile fashion box.

• The new VOGUE.COM. Almost as unexciting as the new pitchfork.tv.

• What’s the craziest thing Gary Busey ever snorted cocaine off of back in his crazy, “I’ll snort cocaine off anything!”-cocaine-snorting heyday? Wrong. His dog.

• Kenneth The Page is just like Kenneth The Page! Surprise, surprise? This just reinforces our theory: Actors are the worst actors.

• Steely Dan to tour, Walter Becker to release solo album.

• Download: David Byrne, Hamburgo, Alemania, Mayo 31, 1994

• Conan has Steve Harvey, Vietnamese-American male badminton champ Howard Bach, and Hot Chip.

• Gawker remembers The Best Of Chris Elliott. So good.

• The hot photography of Alexi Lubomirski.

• George Lucas is a fucking downer.

• Another day, another American Spreadeagle.

• Flickr: Eat drink smoke

• Vice: Naked gold girl