William Wegman does it again!

• Kristen Bell is Hot and Leggy in Vanity Fair!!!

• Um… that’s a lot of suction coming from Hef. Isn’t it, Pam?

• That’s it. We’re cutting ourselves off. No more Iron Man “Leaks.” We’re saving ourselves for May.

• To be, or not to be: that is the question. That, or If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?

• Magna cum laude rehab grad Kiki Dunst and Ryan Gosling share a multi-hour lunch. Sooooooo much digestion.

• My! What big eyes you have! And my! What great sharp teeth you have, And my! What skanky hair you have, Debbie Nelson, mother of Eminem.

• Question & answer with Mad Men’s excellent Alison Brie.

Apple loves them a ginger Judy Greer.

• BREAKING: Young Buck No Longer In G-Unit!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

• Later, Royal Albert Hall. Later, Glastonbury. Hello, inmates. Pete Doherty heading your way. And this time, he’s really, really zitty.

• Darren Aronofsky is working on Riverview Towers, a psychological thriller for AMC. Until the big star quits and the show gets shelved, forever.

• Every time Scorsese used “Gimme Shelter” in one of his movies.

• VF’s Madonna cover story is online, so do the green thing and leave the print version in the grabage.

• Jenna Jameson’s Lamborghini Murcielago is on ebay. And like Jenna herself, the car has a 6 speed V12 6.2 engine with just under 12,000 miles on it.

• i found this in a house i was staying in in mallorca. (via newshelton)

• In this version, the goldenfiddle goes to the devil.

• Modern Cabana: Instant man-room.

• Bar Paly has been a very bad girl.

• Stereogum begat Videogum.

• goatsee (SFW)