Hi! I’m the worst movie of all time. It’s good to meet cha! Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I was written by TV actor Dylan Haggerty, directed by acclaimed indie dude Gregg Araki (The Doom Generation, Mysterious Skin), and boast a super, hip, young, Hollywood cast that I piss all over! I piss in their mouths, in their ears, up their noses, down their backs, in between their toes, all over their arms and legs—pretty much everywhere!!! Sure I’ve got a few funny parts, I’m a stoner comedy! It ain’t rocket surgery!!! (Heck, I even got a bunch of decent reviews, but most of those people are INSANE!) Anyway, you’ll probably turn me off and kill yourself before you ever get to the funny bits. Unless yer stoned!!! Dude, marinate in these stats: I got that fella John Krasinski, you know the guy from The Office? With the eyes? And the eyebrows? He’s a riot! Yeah, so he’s got a couple good lines (probly ad-libbed!) and the cast from the Christopher Guest movies. I threw them in there for good measure. And to piss on, of course!!! Anyhuka, I’m basically one long CU of Anna Faris’ retarded face, with a few cut aways to folks like Harold, Adam Brody (in a rasta/comedy gold wig!!!), DJ Danny “Each service in Scientology is something I have added to my toolbox of data for living” Masterson, and William Zabka (HE SWEPT THE FUCKING LEG, DUDE!!!) Yep. He swept the leg, and I pissed in his mouth! So, really, what’s not to like, er, hate?! Some folks on that IMDB site have a problem with me, they don’t think I’m very funny or something. Trouble is, they don’t get it; I’m the worst movie of all time! I make Half Baked look like the Big Lebowski, maaaaaan! I appreciate all the people coming out and telling me I’m funny, and that most people are just being mean and need to, like, lighten the fuck up, like, IMDB message board poster itswyatt-1, who so hippieloqusomethingly said in his post titled:

What is everyone’s problem I loved it

I really did. For un realistic it is it touches on a lot of little things only someone who is truly a pot head would really understand.

It made me laugh, I was stoned when I watched it.. it was great.

I’ve watched it about four times once sober. I just don’t get what you people expect from the movie really?

It entertained me. I chuckled, I laughed.

No movie is really that funny anymore. I mean come on. Really.

I also have a huge stiffer for anna faris so that helps.

Right on, itswyatt-1. You’re so right on. A huge stiffer can totally double as comedy lube! And I couldn’t agree more, no movie is really that funny anymore, really. I mean come on… Really. I mean come on…

Well, that’s my story! Thank for listening. So try to remember (I know it’s tough, yer high, shit’s funny!), if you happen to find yourself 11-years-old and stoned for the second time ever or one of the eight teens arrested for beating a girl for talking trash on MySpace and then posting it on YouTube (Brittni Hardcastle, you complete me) … wait. What was I talking about now? Oh, right! blah, blah, blah, if you’re munchin’ fer a ridickydonk stoner comedy, try this one instead!