Real Genius
Uwe Boll (pronounced U-Va Bowl), for the uninitiated, is the brilliant, German, Chief Executive Officer of Boll Filmproduction and Distribution GmbH. He holds a doctorate in literature and has authored two books on film. Unfortch, Boll is also the screenwriter, producer, and director of some of the world’s most shit-awful movies. All of which are personally financed through his Boll KG McEuro-Laundering Company and some ridiculous German tax casserole. His IMDB page reads like John Wayne Gacy’s rap sheet. Oh, yeah. And he’s farging hysterical.
We’ll give you exactly zero guess as to why he keeps casting this guy.
one love, vincent gallow, everything is everything.
c’mon, don’t discount the tour de force performance as Rexler the Jock.
Pahump. You up.
This one’s quite elaborate, Ashton.
Roker wasn’t joking. In reality he comes custard.
Dick(cheney)s love vagina. Britney’s vagina, new on Buzzfeed!
he’s kind of like a less buxom Simon Cowell.
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appears to also hold a doctorate in “sweats”