Crushing It
Gisele the Conqueror. (click on pic)
Thaaaaaaank Yooooou: Is it just us or does Shepard Smith’s voice go from FOX news guy to silk boxers boner with a sack full of generic Rohypnol when he starts talking to bikini-teach Tiff?
Hellboy II The Golden Army: 18” Figure, $70, 6-barrelled shotgun, and twelve points of articulation, you fucking nerd.
The Hives to let gorillas pick set for Zoo festival. What it says.
A Skin, A Night by The National, a film by Vincent Moon.
Adrianna: Should play Link in the Legend of Zelda movie, in our head.
I am Iron Arm chair.
Bottles of beer.
some of the Zoo festival band names have got to be made up.
nice car salesman look, Ashton.
all the news guys, O’Reilly, Olberman.. get doiiiiinnng around cleave. i thought Shepherd Smith was gay?
don’t know if I’m feeling gisele as Jason Castro.
ratchet the freaky shit down, cruise, not up.
Re: Milana. Shortcut to a sexy body: cement undies.
Lohan was probably the first one they thought of…
kristen bell is so cute when she curses.


they should put all the take-away shows on DVD. music lovers would eat’em up.