this is what happens when editors are fired and they let the machines take over.

The Hills girls all work in fashion and none of them have any fashion sense.

News flash! Punk is being commodified! Capitalism co-opts rebellion! I thought from the title that this was going to be about the subsequent careers of Rebecca and Edith, but even that story is about three years old by now.

And don’t talk s&!t about the Hills girls—just because you don’t register their clothes as being fashionable doesn’t mean they don’t work very hard at their jobs. And by “jobs,” I mean “getting out of bed in the morning.”

I bet the editors were still hungover from the Blues Hammer show when this thing went to press.