5/6/2008

Siskel Vs. The Volcano

Sorry, Gene. We know you’re dead and all (may you rest in peace), but you’re also dead fucking wrong in this review. Ebert Wins! Ebert Wins!

used to love when they’d scrap.

‘you look like a bag of shit in a cheap suit’

may mr. ebert live to be a thousand years old

woot Langhorne!

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