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Padma… Come. On. Herve Leger? And red?! Alright, maroon. Anyway, that is not appropriate for a regular people wedding*. Show the bride (and groom) a little mercy! What are we supposed to say? At least it wasn’t see-though? It’s a goddamn underpants tightener… Ours. We know you’re not wearing any. Ooooooooouch!
*For the internet, however, it’s totally not inappropriate enough.
- Wonder if John Mayer’s rich enough to date Padma, yet. Yeah.
She can see directly into your soul with the 3rd eye on her forehead.
what’s up with that crazy scar on her arm? knife fight?
she was looking the best she’s ever looked. jaw-dropping.
Padma, You’re hot. We get it. Now go find a nice, boat neck, three quarter length sleeved, navy number like Gail was wearing. You looked like a reception hooch last night.
Padma’s ok its the guy with the hats, Spike, that has gots to go. And Dale, waaaaaah, you big baby.
am surprised there’s no Uncle Ben’s microwavable rice logo on those.