Playboy Playmate (94), Penthouse Pet of The Year (04), attorney, clinical psychologist, sex therapist, and former goodwill ambassador Victoria Zdrok was on Tyra the other day. The episode was devoted to freaky sex shit. “Dr. Z” was the official sexpert on hand to explain all the icky ins and outs to the daytime ding-dongs. Only problem, the shit was neither freaky or sex. One girl likes to wear diapers. Yawn. A guy likes to be stepped on by girls in heels. Zzzzzzzz. And in case you’re wondering, at the start of the show Tyra points out that people in the audience are wearing signs that indicate the craziest place they’ve “done it.” After much bally-hoo Tyra reveals the craziest place she’s done it is… (lemme guess, the runway?) THE RUNWAY!!!! One minute later, for no apparent reason, she whips out another sticker that reads NOT! Haha!!!! Joke’s on you, audience!!! I made you wear your deep dark sex secret on your shirt for all of America to see! But not me! I lied! I tricked you!!! For no fucking reason! Haha, stupid audience! I don’t have to tell you shit! I flail around and make noises instead of using words!!! I’m Ty motherfuckin’ Ty Baby, bitches!!!