5/12/2008

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“After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long.” ~ Tila Tequila in EW

my only problem with Tila is that she introduced the world to Domenico “walking stereotype” Nesci.

i bet she’s nasty. i mean dirty and smelly.

you never know what the ocean will wash up these days.

well if her goal was looking like a fuckin’ alien…

the things i would eat out of her ass…

the Herp causes prancing?

she dudn’t bug me as hard as she used to. same with Shia, Kim K., Bill Hader. god, what is happening?!

you can be sure when bi- is out and effing trees is in, tila will be right there with bark burn. whatever it takes….

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