No Anisayer? (Soothsayer for anuses!)

you always see them in or by a pool. let’s add the pool into this equation, the pool is also part of their relationship.

I would have voted for Johnifer, but I hear he’s a Muslim and his wife’s an atheist.

Johnanis.

Mayonnanistonaise is priceless, Spencer Sloan-grade brilliance once again. Celebrity is consumed very like a condiment. Indeed.

why’s she messing around with mayer the player. her body’s still banging she could get some boring guy in Dockers and not have all the drama.

fukcin’ 27,000 votes. ha ha.

animater.

Jenmayerquai