The Quotematon 3000
GQ: Lindsay has had a tough road. Why subject Ali to the same temptations?
Dina Lohan: I’m not going to close a door where God opened a window for Ali.
Well played, D. But not nearly as classy as extinguished non-actress Denise Richards, who dug up her DEAD MOTHER and used her as a human shield on The View. (via videogum)
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(via GQ, again)
Afterwards, you can wash that awful taste out of your brain with this Tom Waits interview. (via) and afterwards, you can wash the taste back in with this story. (via theapt)
ah yes, the esteemed and respected Joe Simpson.
mother of all years award!
wonder if God will be making a cameo…chilling on the couch..opening windows.
No joke, Fiddler. That’s some excellent photoshop.
chart analyst? well now she’s just making shit up.
also, I’d like to know the brain trust that hired Michael Lohan to handle securities.
He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
Starfucker.
LOLLz farley. “Dueling batwings.” aweschome.
ho ho, Denise shut Whoopi down! She’s like, you wanna catfight I’ll show you the claws.
On all these clips of The View where bitches is scrapping, Joy Behar is lookin’ around, messing with her nails, fixing her hair. Never gets into it. That’s why she’s been there the longest.
doesn’t Dina know that you shouldn’t pair deep blush with summer whites?
not only that but Lindsay can catch all of Sam’s cooties, plus the cooties of ALL THE GIRLS STANDING IN THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM!
Maybe the LA Times knows the secret ingredient in Cheesecake Factory’s cheesecake.
stealing and drugging are one thing but lezzy is kind of the third rail of showbiz, ain’t it?
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Agree that the Letterman interview with Ali was odd. Sort of Jon Benet Ramsy-ish?