5/27/2008

The First Step Is Admiting You Have A Problem

“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse. I went there for depression.” ~ Kirsten Dunst

Really? That’s odd. Because Cirque Lodge doesn’t admit people for depression. It’s a drug rehab facility. In fact, we don’t see anything about depression on their Admissions Guidelines page. Except that they might keep you out if you’ve got a severe psychiatric disorder. Oh, Kiki. We love you very much. Heck, you were the subject of one of our very first posts! But if you’re going to go all public statementy and shit, then it’s high times to own up, kiddo. Denial ain’t just a bar in Birmingham.

Is it me or is Tommy O’Dailey baked?

wouldja look at that place…a private Hummer,even.

Cirque should add a depression wing, for the publicists’ sake.

Scripts