5/30/2008

Brad Acting

The shot of Malkovich bringing down the axe is frame for frame Fargo. Something about this reminds us of Ruthless People. But instead of Bette Midler it’s a CD. And instead of Judge Reinhold it’s Brad Pitt. Or maybe he’s more of a Tim Thomerson.

Look, John C. Reilly is starring in the same movie twice. At the same time. And Uma Thurman is starring in the worst movie of all time. What, Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo were busy?

Clay Aiken impregnated Bill Murray’s soon-to-be ex-wife?

Saying that is like getting a tattoo of your girlfriend’s name.

Illustrator David Hughes even captured poor Charlotte’s cankles.

The builder.

trailer’s a mite stinky. poopourri. take it down a notch pitt. sledgehammer; wot the f?

same as it ever was Ferrell and Riles.

oh goody its the old archetypal king kong fantasy where the civilized lady makes it with an ape. wait, jeffrey dean morgan isn’t an ape?

I just don’t get how Stifler keeps getting work..its one of life’s great mysteries, like Ashton Kutcher’s business acumen.

also, i love this photo of Brad.

what’s up with will and jada? that’s a weird scene right there. and moreover why is he dressing like farnsworth bentley.

all these movies could use some Ruffalo, smiling crookedly on a sidewalk in a North Face jacket. really what movie couldn’t use more Ruffalo.

to quote alex blagg on bwe: “Wifebuster!”

also: “Give us the money!” Inter-reference is the new intra-reference, or something

you would think the pictures of davis’ poonono would’ve taken the focus off her cankles. guess not.

Love the Elbow.

looks like they might be doing another sarah marshall defacement-type campaign for accidental boyfriend.

Pitt is, how you say, savant of lame?

the room where they had the explosives even looked like the same room they use for MacGruber.

what the guys in the kannemeyer poster need is summa dem self-coiling black dicks. or an automatic reeler. sold at ace hardware.

(had the same reaction to the mexican accident picture too. gruesome but what photography!)

been quite a year for shepherd fairey. so un-disneylike

i can just see clay aiken using an oversimplified instructional chart w/drawings, the kind they have to remind staff how to wash their hands in Starbucks…

the worst part of SATC’s success is that we’re going to be seeing them in their clown outfits and hearing about their orgasms for another 10 years.

indy,sex, babymama: just shows older people have money!

i’ve always associated R.Kelly with dirty sex acts and to have seen his name constantly next to pictures of Jim DeRogatis over the past few weeks is filling my head with some confused and squishy imagery.

as expected Sean Preston is the father.

Scripts