6/13/2008
Boobs
According to a source close to the couple (read: not a real person, not a true story), gorgeous George Clooney dumped Vegas pool-toy Sarah Larson because she had a… boob job. Good for you, George. Way to take a stand. Surgery to enhance one’s appearance is shameful. Of course, the story isn’t true, and neither is the Clooney eye-lift story, most likely, so, like, you know, whatever.
the eyelift isn’t anywhere as bad as the new britewhite Chiclet teeth he was sporting the other day.
The two guys on the Modern Guilt cover look like they’re about to do some Larry Craig toe-tappin’.
we don’t know the whole story. she might have gone to shauna sand’s boobdoctor. can’t believe someone thought that clooney really had work done on his balzac.
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