Surfer Dude
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”
Is he freakin on Clint Eastwood’s wife? Dude, you do NOT want to piss Clint Eastwood off. He will chase you off his lawn.
HULK THIRSTY!
on the other hand he should be commended for having attempted “footwear.”
its a start.
the Tiz got her first absurd rumor. they grow up so fast!

there’s a lovely clipping for Miller Lyte’s scrapbook.