Crystal Shit
HARRISON FORD Alright, the aliens or whatever want me to return the crystal to some ridiculous alien throne room.
CATE BLANCHETT Not zo fast. I vill return skull instead.
HARRISON FORD Shouldn’t it have been taken as an indicator of a writing problem when the good guy and the bad guy in a movie have the exact same goal?
(via kottke)
Poor sweet, funny Teri Garr.
what a load of fucking dog shit that piece of shit cocksucking shithole of cunting movie was.
see now that rabbit gif is what the follow up to Donnie Darko should’ve been…
Shia LaBoeuf responded with an emphatic “NO NO NO NO NO NO”.
had to turn the Heidi song off. it was worse than weezer.

Between this and The Happening and The Love Guru its been a goofy ass year for plots.