megan a. fox might not be very deep. just a hunch.

the toby young picture is so craigslist

chris martin should give the creaky boards dude a good flogging with his epaulettes. or a slight rope burn (it is chris martin we’re talking about…) srsly shut the fuck up guy

They got Christian Bale’s features down pat.

talking to Bill Berry? Shut up!

the redhead with the eyepatch and clubfoot, ha ha. worst loss this year.

lil mikey cera’s got a shot at that? isn’t that what fames is all about.

the hogans crossed over from reality into horror a long time ago

putting Justingrownhairs Timberlake who’s had more tanks than Iran and Alba together in one pic was definitely tempting fate.

wow, 98% for Wall E. even with several counted. Wanted, on the other hand, has dropped down to 71%!

i say Heigel should own the bitch tag and let it all fly. (which is what she appears to be doing in that pic.) we need another debra winger. heck, we need another Kip Winger. Heck!

there’s also the hope that she might say something goofy like “throw down” again. one can dream.

sieg heigel has implants, eh? cuz her stuff is janky.

looked like willard smith was enjoying the faux-flirtation with dave a lil too much. he’s a fun guest.

hulk is innocent. it was actually “Not Me” from Family Circus that violated the imaginary restraining order.

offtopic, but what kind of world are we living in where Shaq can’t use his fake badge to enforce a fake restraining order against Hulk Hogan? you just lose faith in things.

of course they use the pic of an openmouthed Hannah Montana. they and the makers of lighthouse gummies know what’s up.

kelly hits that? not bad. i wonder if miley knows that her likeness is being used to promote satchels full of yarbles.

howz mary kate going to look in about 10 years. that will be some cryptkeeper shit. dave wasn’t charmed; didn’t kiss her hand.