LL: What do you say, we make a pact? If, say, in twenty-five years, neither of us has found somebody. We’ll move in together and become roomates. And even though I am… not into the sex stuff, if it helps you, I would let you… do stuff to me.

Sam: I can’t be around you anymore. Bye Lindz.

LL: That’s funny. That’s what the guys always say.

(Sadly, this exchange never took place and is merely edited dialogue from the Blind Date episode of 30 Rock. In reality, Lindsay will break Sam’s heart.)