7/14/2008

A Song For You

Ryan Seacrest: The Unphotoshoppable Man

Bat-tumbler Lego instructions.

Ha ha, I like how they did that Joker thing to the Seacrest pic on the left.

Re: the Ruins. Killer trees and vines are having the best year ever.

you can’t attack Madonna when she puts it all out there to begin with. the extra spotlight he’s shining on her is just feeding the monster.

Wowzers, Georgia looks so much like Mick and somehow it works for her.

Poor C-Ron… at least we still have Rafael Nadal and his nameless bikini’d girlfriend.

good to see linda cardellini ditched the blond

Heh the Midomi announcer had to sing. I heard there’s all koinds of flashy new apps on the jesusphone.

are we sure the Killer Umbrellas vid isn’t just a preview of the latest M. Night movie?

Lindsay Weir, no! What would Millie think? She’d think you’re on the pot, that’s what!

this trailer for Burn After Reading looks better than the last one for some reason. the coens didn’t slap a glossy coat on the actors; everyone looks so old now.

“we’ve also put a camera on Norah Jones so you can watch her 24/7”

Heil y’all. lol.

Ashlee’s really freckly. And Jess looks like a kid getting swallowed by the floor of a moonbounce under those thangs.

i love some of those old pics of Madonna before she played herself out

am guessing Guillermo had some part in the Kimmel Silverman split.

damn seacrest has his hand in all those shows? he is pullin’ it in.

October 2005 was a magical month for Goldenfiddle.

so there was like a whole mess of angry koreans on the darjeeling express. i’ll be.

critics are saying ledger won’t get an oscar nom. i disagree. they’ve given it for smaller roles. that movie needs to come out already.

i bet SJP’s mole flew off during some especially violent spinning. centrifugal force and such.

When I first clicked on the Mayer story I thought that the woman was Lisa Kudrow. That would’ve been huge!

my my my, this jason calacanis fellow is quite the little mover and shaker, isn’t he?

“Madamism.” That’s too perfect. I’d also like to put forth the argument for “Buseyism.”

wonder if Seacrest ever has wet fevered nightmares of Billy Bush chasing him.

I found out teh hard way that David Carr is also the name of an erotica writer if anyone cares and wishes to save themselves some embarrassment.

i’m sure if you mixed the creamy salsa with the pomegranate beer all the wrongs would add up to right. like, the finest lager the world has ever known.

bat pod was feckin rad. the fatness of the wheels had to be inspired by the Aqua-Cycle(R).

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