7/16/2008
EGVO
“Competitors can stick their hands down an opponent’s pants for a better grip, so olive oil is applied liberally down there too.” (spiegel)
Guy pouring the oil is thinking, I should’ve stuck with med school…
“Okay, who’s crotch needs a refill here? Freshen up your crotch for ya?”
Shit is getting weird on the Jersey shore this summer.
these guys would all drop to their knees if greasy bear God brandon davis ever paid a visit. they’d be like the aztecs to his hernando cortes.
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You’d think that “down there” would be the one place for an actual rule in this sport. Nope. Everything’s wild in the high stakes, no holds barred game of Kirkpinar!