7/31/2008

Rohypnols At Ratner's

Style.com: “On Saturday in Beverly Hills, filmmaker and renowned party-thrower Brett Ratner transformed the backyard of his Benedict Canyon home into a day spa. The reason: to showcase the new Biodynamic Beauty cosmetics range recently launched by all-natural company Jurlique.” Like we could add anything to that.

Ratner can Jurlique my balls.

man Coppola’s pants (like his movies) leave nothing to the imagination.

its these tales of hope, perserverance and indomitable spirit that have made us grow to love Sam Lutfi. Our Sam.

Splooge is all-natural. Wouldn’t put it past Ratner. There’s no way that Tilda Swinton is one of the best dressed.

aren’t lohan’s tits fake tho?

So is Salma Hayek not doing it for ya anymore?

Cuz, obviously, when you think of beauty, these are the first guys who to spring to mind.

Olivia Munn must thanks her stars for G4. That girl was a hail mary audition away from staring in a Bang Bros production and she knows it.

spy vs. spy! (the spirit poster)

Z7, nice thinking, parents

notice the Toyota gallery doesn’t show pix of the backseat or trunk. accennntuate the positive.

Gunther is Rainn Wilson’s side project during the summer hiatus, obviously. The girls look like they’re just learning how to dance.

24? Yeah right. I guess you have to be slightly delusional to date Michael Lohan, who btw., is probably turning most women gay.

one good thing about the miley cyrus pics is that she doesn’t do any talking in them.

teehee, chilabees.

ooh, storefronty!

you never see Katie H and Winona R together.

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