He likes it when you call him Reese Hof-fa, throw your hands in the air like you..

meh

Etan Cohen coming up out of nowhere all a sudden.

George Lucas better watch his step around the nerds. Seems like they’re smarter and therefore more dangerous than the Brangeloonies or the Jonas Brothers fan mafia.

Noticed just last night that Metropolitan is now available on Hulu! They’ve been rolling out some good ones lately. I hope that Stillman brings back Chris Eigeman or some young snide Eigeman type.

Ha Bela still rages on. Love him. Its all good though since baby girl didn’t win.

Duh, who doesn’t dream of being Harry Partch. A running theme there seems to be how much people hate Elfman and yet keep hiring him.

the chinese gymnasts really are pretty old. they just use ernest borgnine’s trick for staying young looking.

so what’s with the reemergence of all the monsters lately. Bigfoot, chupacabra, etc. Nessie’s got to be next.

Omg, the Shangri-las song is so sad/suicide-inducing!

america should exile woody allen so he keeps making good movies.

If cars continue to exist at all they’ll probably be molded to the shape of the body with small storage areas throughout the vehicle (eliminating the trunk). Sort of like a guy on a luge wrapped in bubble wrap. Umm, with wheels.

Signed, geekatron 5000

priceless. whoda thought the fubar guys (i forget if that’s the old name for dontlinkthis) would ever co-sign on anything jlh said.

all she’ll ever do is talk about her ass from now on, eh? it’ll come up on every talk show. “merry assmas, everybody!”

they cut off the full JLH quote: “…because there will be that one day in your twenties when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. And that’s when I will appear from nowhere and I will eat your leg” RRRAWR HONNGRRY!