9/4/2008

The Comedian

“I tell lies. Not proper lies, just little lies. I started telling them - jokes I should call them - when I was very young. I’ve always had a sense of humour but people haven’t always shared it.” ~ Solange

re: the first doctor: well that’s what happens when you visit Dr. Conspiracy Theory at the Paranoid Clinic.

the people accusing her of being high might also be factoring in the clownface makeup. c’mon, even winehouse has the good sense to stay away from yellow lipstick.

The only thing this girl is suffering from is Wanting-To-Separate-herself-from-Beyonce syndrome. How far will she go.

She is fucking hilarious. And not a fucking idiot.

if she was truly hardcore she’d do the nose yellow, too.

I like her Dr. Frankenfurterishness.

Better than Comedian, i was about to suggest Clown

Jallison and MaryRambin were at the shows and said that fucking stonewashed denim is coming back strong thurmond. !@#$%^!

I’ll say one thing for the VMA’s, nowhere else will you find a bigger gathering of non-stars.

Tokio Hotel will never need botox or plastic surgery from all the years of Aqua Net.

Security should be tightened to prevent Rihanna from running up on stage and performing every chance she gets.

thing about the VMAs was that the whole thing looked like a pre-show. have never seen an awards show that bad. either mtv is running out of money or some exec spent the whole budget on hookers and blow. and if so, that’s the party we want to see. not Pink.

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