twofer tank top sale somewhere? revenge tour went exactly as planned?
cracked the Arquette’s gate code after they changed it (again)? perfected the recipe for the Ex-Lax brownies she’s gonna give to Mayer?
because the Yoga instructor said she’s “Way flexier” than Madonna?
an article was written about her not mentioning Pitt?
She’s managed to reduce her entire excretory output to a dainty, almost avian, coke sneeze. That’s right, no more number one, number two or (ladies, nudge nudge) number three. Admittedly, number three’s been off the menu for a while, but a trifecta’s a trifecta.
Her head is huge here.
Eventually some outsourced day-pixelator in Bangalore is going to accidentally run the Sheryl Crow filter on Aniston and the Aniston filter on Crow and then there’ll be pandemonium and indifference.
i think they may have used the christina applegate filter for this cover. you’re aware that applegate is aniston without the beak, right? do a side by side.
Aniston Without the Beak was actually the translated title of Jesse in the Cantonese market.
Because she nudged out Patricia Heaton for the coveted Good Housekeeping “Special Money-Saving Issue” cover?
naw not Lively and Meester! everyone knows chuck bass is the star of that show.
dude people haaaate Cory Kennedy. that must be the reason behind the reason behind the mona lisa smirk.



she’s reacting the way we all did when we learned the Friends reunion movie was just a rumor