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Eh. What’s the point, anyway? It’s not like if he zipped up it would improve that… look. You know in Big how Tom Hank’s character, Josh Baskin, dresses up in that white tuxedo with tails, because he thinks that’s how adults dress up for a nice party? Mickey Rourke is like that. Only instead of a 12-year-old trapped in an adult’s body, he’s like a meth-fetus trapped in a cadaver… And that makes for a great actor!
Need another reason to see Aronofsky’s The Wrestler? The film also stars Marisa Tomei, who, according to Variety, is “As vibrant — and as naked — as she was in last year’s Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead.” Hello, Fandango? (via heartonastick)
- UPDATE: As we were saying.
there’s a few actresses out there who could use some ronsoning.
Yeah that was the one time not to press magnify. Evan is killing it, ‘do.
Meanwhile ERW’s wearing the Cat in the Hat’s foreskin.
I’d be curious to see what the man would have looked like had he allowed himself to age gracefully instead of paying surgeons to have their way with his face. Okay, not that curious. Too, he’s making it work with that accessory on his lower lip.
He kind of looks like a Golden Lion.
Meth-Fetus Tapped In A Cadaver was the translated title of Married with Children in the Cantonese market.
does Rourke wrestle naked with Tomei? because if so that would negate any hottness on her part. cancel it out…
Mickey Rourke is the next Miley Cyrus.
ha ha, people probably just came out to see Bangkok Dangerous to see what the deal with the hair was.
Rourke really is shaped like a giant toy baby there.
Saw it at TIFF. Aronofsky, the tease, takes ten minutes or so to sloooooowly reveal the face of Rourke. Good movie (though not worth all the hype it’s getting) and Rourke does a great job, BUT my eyes were glued to the screen mainly to see if his face would slide off his head at some point. Tomei: naked, naked, naked (er, actually, topless, topless topless). Has an actress ever fallen so low? Rourke in person at screening even scarier than on screen. Revelation at screening: M Manson looked fantastic, like he’s aging backwards - who would have thought?
Ooh, I’m on board if there’s a new Boss song. And ‘specially if Rourke wears the comical too short necktie in it.
I just can’t take him and solemn voice seriously anymore after those Sarah Silverman videos.
Damon (seriousfaced): “Maybe she would be qualified for president if, (turns to camera 2 and breaks into wide grin) she were fucking Matt Damon!!!” He’ll never live it down, he’s Tay Zondayed.
Scarge loves playing freeze tag!
Who would’ve ever put money on a Mickey Rourke movie getting better reviews than a Pacino and DeNiro movie?
it works as a joke too. hee! what’s with LL making all these blog statements and declarations lately. she won some kind of election apparently.
those guys are gonna owe money to Post-It AND Slinky. jamie still looks good. Real World San Diego was years ago. If I remember right she couldn’t communicate with her Korean parents because she only spoke English and they only spoke Korean which I could never figure out.
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its like one of those abducted children age progression machines went haywire & hyperspeeded up time or something. nowhere near what he used to look like.