9/30/2008

It's Under Warranty

See, now we would have put the macbook on top of one of the model’s heads. But that’s us. In the pool works, too. After all, they’re models.

Related: “I feel like God really did kill those four other people.”

Related to Paris Hilton: Ghetto Doll Brothel (nsfw?)

you in the white trunks, touch it, touch it! touch the mac!

mmm. silicon soup.

the bubbles at T-Rex Dickinson’s feet, (except for the one that’s phallic) spell out “end of days.”

I mean, technically after so much plastic surgery can they still legitimately be called a reality show? They’re more like action figures. Models, Inc. done with action figures.

This poster is da Vinci’s most underrated work. If you draw a line through every book in the image (Mac or otherwise) they intersect infinitely at Janice’s Stallone patch.

Janice moves in ..”and dignity goes to rehab.”

it’s probably Kanye’s macbook. tossing’em around the way he does.

how judy blume, the one guy is crossing his arms over his chest cuz he just started developing. time for your first bra, brah.

you figure the shocked expressions come from seeing janice from the bottom. that would be terrifying.

Rofl at the guy who has to ask permission from his girlfriend to fuck a doll. Game over.

sadly i think the doll is getting the raw end of the deal.

Paris Hilton, God’s spokesperson. And citizen. of the world.

God needs his jams.

is that an american apparel ad or the latest devendra banhart photo shoot?

the ball’s in his court..a reference to his nutsuck draggin on the asphalt? sexy fooker.

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