yes, but will they have guns?

the first one is like how in fast food commercials they make burgers look sexy and steaming hot.

you’re getting veerrry verrry kill-y.

At first, I thought these were screenshots from a UHF outtake.

SPATULA CITY!!!

there’s probably someone who just got done reading the Eckhardt Tolle book that talks about life handing you what’s missing in your life precisely when you need it and decided what they need is guns. lots and lots of guns.

that’s a real jaunty font considering they’re selling guns.