10/5/2008

Judys?

The Lawrence Welk Show, Mary Poppins, Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals, Extreme Challenge (our favorite part of the show was Kristin Wiig’s reaction to winning the walking contest), Fred’s blog, and clips from the real Lawrence Welk Show.

  • UPDATE: Anne Hathaway’s Rachel Getting Married (which has an 83% freshness rating at Rotten Tomatoes) came in 27th place this weekend at the box office, pulling in only $303,000. Lobotomy-comedy Beverly Hills Chihuahua beat Eagle Eye, Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist, Flash of Genius, Blindness, and How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, among others, to come in 1st with… $29,000,000. For those of you that actually saw the movie, that’s twenty-nine MILLION dollars. As Gabe would say, whoops! We just killed ourselves.

  • UPDATE: Grambo says, “Don’t worry about Rachel Getting Married. It was only in 9 theaters and pulled in $33K per screen. Good numbers.”

Breena  

was her forehead big or was i looking through a bubble?

Nessa  

Rachel Getting Married didn’t have a very good lead-up campaign. They’re probably hoping for word of mouth to build?

Toothy Tile  

Fred Armisen sounds so normal on his blog. Like Lil Wayne on his ESPN blog. I thought he would be much more avant garde-ish in reality.

suitemusic  

God the Chihuahua(!!) movie just shows that Disney could make a movie about a talking boat of crap and the public would lap it up.

Sketchy  

Lame pie. Alba’s voice is so shrill. Hot gloves, though. And even in that lighting she still looks good.

bonds  

hahaha I can’t believe someone put that much thought into Mark Wahlberg.

anne Haddaway was perfect.

Hello Mr Copeland  

Score another one for Greg Kinnear and his Reign of Bland. Really who else will bring forth these compelling windshield wiper stories.

Tina does that great thing Gilda Radner used to do where she stares off into space, her voice trailing off: “and Ronald Reagan…”

marklansing  

RACHEL GETTING MARRIED actually had the highest per-screen average of any film that opened last weekend, so don’t cry for Ms. Hathaway just yet. What’s really scary is that AN AMERICAN CAROL took in $3.9 million … are there really that many people who want to see Bill O’Reilly bash a fake Michael Moore?

Sketchy  

Land sakes, man, NEVER wrong Britney and her world of clones/actually multiple personalities! Sure, you might escape the clutches of Office manager Britney now but careful what you eat at the You Drive Me Crazy diner where bespectacled Gum Chewing waitress Britney might strike. And don’t even think of flying, because yup, Toxic Stewardess Britney will spike your drink.

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