10/9/2008

Art Issue = Angelina

Not so private anymore. Right, Jen?

this doesn’t seem to have anything to do with Dubya.

well better her tittle hanging out than maggie g’s.

sinister baby hand coming up out of nowhere.

aw that’s a shame the angie pix didn’t come out while during monty montauk’s time. i could just see a photoshopped monty suckling at her teat.

Right now, somewhere in Hollywood, Jon Voight is printing out those photos of his daughter and taping them up on the fridge as he imagines that he still has a relationship with her. And in another part of the city, Jennifer Aniston is redecorating her dart board. Later on they’ll both cry themselves to sleep. We need a montage.

What does the autograph say?

Scripts