Playing Dress-Up
“Zac tried to tell her she would look like a dork wearing the jacket inside, but Vanessa wasn’t having it and demanded someone fetch it for her.” That is maybe our favorite quote of all time. At the very least, today. So read it, again. Think about the people involved. Then think about yourself. Then think about the people involved. Then read it, again… See?
The whole thing reads like someone texted it to the Times* during fourth period geometry. Sublime.
*of India
what is she scared to show when we seen it all already.
the jacket inside line was Efron being philosophical b/c aren’t we all guilty of wearing our jackets on the inside from time to time?
hee.i wanna see how long this appaloosa rant will go on.
Later, back at the hotel, all the night’s tension culminated with a hot platonic handshake.
BREAKING: Vanessa Hudgens’ Jacket Fetcher Kills Self
See now right here is when the rant went from mere art to something dada. More more more!
Just what gives Harris the right?!
Piv borrowed Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder’s outfit.
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that’s the most meaningless collection of words put together on a stupid topic. it’d be more mentally nutritious to keep pressing refresh on a captcha program than read this stuff.