11/21/2005

Feisty

Been pretty busy rooting through Paris Hilton’s garbage lately, so we may have missed the boat here, but Feist has a really fun website to get lost in, and their July appearance on Conan (which you can watch in flash or .wmv in the video section) was a small joy to see again, for the first time. But before we get to the real suge, you’ll want to go ahead and locate that one hitter you’ve got stashed somewhere stupid and some fairly padded ear-goggles, and get comfortable -maybe even turn off that desk light- and point that mouse at the “discography” tab (HERE). Good. Now head down to “Dancing In The Dark.” Good. Now, once that kicks in, click on the tiny dancer once every little while and watch the sweet, computer-nature do its thang. Nice, huh? Yeah, you might want to groove on that now, or maybe later. Wait a second. Who the Hazelnut Frangelica just let the spawn of Tori Amos and Leon Phelps into our head. Bleeck!

  • More… Jared… Leto? Are you sure? Really? Okay.

  • While trying to remember the name of the band West Indian Girl -who were on MTV2’s Subterranean recently- and more specifically, anything to do with West Indian Girl lead tambourine & ass shaker Mariqueen Maandig, we mistakenly googled “Young Indian Girl” and stumbled onto this frickin Hope Diamond in the rough.

  • Pre-speaking of Dean & Britta, the two ex-Lunatics have recently begun work on the soundtrack to Morgan Freeman’s Just Like The Son, according to A Head full Of Wishes. Now, where weren’t we? Oh, yeah. Je T’aime… Moi, Non Plus, today’s “call of the wild” and possibly the greatest song Luna forgot to cover, and Jane Birkin (NSFW) the 60’s sexpot who Hermes’ (inasanely coveted) Birkin Bag was named after in the 80’s.

  • The Figurines: Some free MP3’s and a video for “Bright,” which features The Figurines on the beach, in the water, cute girls, a fast car, and other memorable Super 8 moments.

  • Madonna, unlike Fergie, finds a way to sweat through every pore in her body, except her crotch. Strange.

  • Homestarrunner: Somebody get that man a Highball.

  • Ship arriving too late to save a drowning witch.

  • TRIO: Brilliant but cancelled.

leto is looking really rough/not so cute any more.

My god, does Jared Leto seem like a class-A asshole?

jordan cattalano’s gone souht

Leslie Feist is amazing.

Leto is a Massive Douchebag

Broken Social Scene = good Broken Social Scene + Feist = better Jared Leto inevitably found dead in pile of puke = best

cabbage head  

i heard the guy that plays the guy at the rest stop in “just like the son” is like the next brennan frazier.

missmisery  

The douche that shall not be named is looking a little puffy. Better be careful or all that underaged starlet pussy won’t come-a-callin anymore.

P.S. his fingernails are rotting.

missmisery  

Awww man, my last comment was flagged because I said pu**y

sorry about that, missmisery. the new spam filter machine is a somabitch.

West Indian Girl caught my eye on Subterranean too. I hadn’t thought to look them up yet. Thanks.

woowwwwwittywow, anyone catch lindsay morgan lohan on the “awards” show tonight? my favorite part was when Lohan ran up to the back up singer and tried to rub her ass on her(?) and the back up singer moved away!

no matter how i fondle the feist site, can’t seem to find the discography section. bad, bad computer.

Spencer you had me at Je T’aime… Moi, Non Plus. Actually it was the pictures that did me in, but now I just need to listen to the song.

Who the Fuc$ is Cisco Adler??????????

fyI: j’taime has been covered a zillion times. from awful (petshopboys) to the creepy sublime (psychic tv). check it out.

oh how feist makes my ears unhappy.

spam, sham, lamb, feed me some ham. what is this bullshit?

jonanonymous  

There’s a new (and really good) video for Feist’s “Mushaboom”. Takes a bit of work to get there (it’s a flash web site), but it’s worth it. Go to the site > Go to enter site > Go to Directors > Go to Black Dog > Go to Patrick Daughters > Go to Spot Index > Go to Feist “Mushaboom”. The new version isn’t up on the Feist site.

i love how jane is worldly and sophisticated but dirrty and knows how to rock the F word.

betty crocker  

for thanksgiving why not try a scrumptious side dish of Benadryl, mixed w/gaba and sangria? you still won’t be able to tolerate the relatives but it’ll the festivities a luminous Travis Bickle glow.

He is puffier cuz he is gonna play the guy who killed Johne Lenon..and the guy was fat i dunno if the guy reamins fat..i dunno if u guys know but J is very commited with all the roles he plays..so duh!!! besides he is HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!! and enever forget about 14”!!

missmisery  

I know I’m a couple of days behind but what the fu

yup, that’s our girl. she’s fine - thanx for the shout out. f10

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