What’s the worst part about being a paparazzo? Having to explain exactly how you lost your voice.

• Russell Crowe has re-named his band The Ordinary Fear Of God, (making it the second worst band name ever) because it will have the same initials (hey, whaddaya know, it sure does!) as his old band name Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunt (the first worst band name ever), and therefore he won’t have to splurge on new merchandise. The butt-for-brains actor needlessly added, “There is no deep spiritual meaning to it -just the chance to save a few bucks.” God will be so happy!

• Just when you thought those miserable trucker hats were gone for good. Thanks a lot, Will Ferrell, and your upcoming movie project.

• Hey, Brody Jenner. Ben Affleck called, on behalf of Ashton Kutcher; He wants his fedora back.

• Now, we don’t have all the admitable evidence in front of us or nothing, and we’re no Supreme Court judge, but we’re totally siding with the model in the picture. If that’s an option.

• Why is Spike Jonze so goddamn brilliant?

• Please, sir. Please eat her.

• Zack Braff’s house band The Shins are hard at work on their third album, tentatively titled either Wincing The night Away or Sleep Lessons.

• You Ain’t No Picasso uncovers a new Destroyer song, European Oils.

• Real or photoshop?