Carrot Guns
Who would win?
The opportune word here being “blow.”
Actually, Claire Danes, it does define you.
Great Wall of Vagina Paris Hilton calls Page Six, makes Page Six.
“I wish she hadn’t just walked out topless. That’s not what I was looking for.” Of course you weren’t.
Who here misses Isla Fisher? Ok, hands down. Ali G’s flame-maned fiancee won one of those Best Week Ever-ish “breakthrough” awards at the Hollywood Life Awards the other night for her contribution to the most over-rated movie of 2005. Seriously, it’s time to face facts. That movie was a turd salad. Anysequel, we’d like to congratulate the lovely Ms. Fisher on her win, and thank her for bringing her sexy-covered-funny to the table. And for wearing those boots.
Robert Rodriguez talks Grind House 1, Sin City 2 and Desperado 27.
Two new pics of Colossus and Mystique from X3.
Barely sleeping giant franchise The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe is better than the book. (shiver)
Flickskinny brave the mismanaged sci-fi shmorgasboard of Aeon Flux.
Your new Jack Black Nacho Libre wallpaper. Your welcome. (via aicn)
So, we missed it. Did they find a cure for cancer on the The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night or not?
Naomi Watts goes for the used meth-whore look on TRL. Hott?
Midseason TV Alert: CBS has scheduled dramedy Love Monkey starring Tom Cavanagh (of ED demi-fame) as a record-company executive maneuvering through the business and dating worlds in New York, to debut at 9pm, Jan. 17th. The show also stars the perfectly snouty and vivacious Judy Greer (Fern Mayo, Alice the Waitress), and the close to nearly forgotten Jason Priestley.
You know who looks really good in those sunglasses? No one.
Watch the video for Franz Ferdinand’s new single “Walk Away.”
More Billy Joel tour-dates added. Atlanta? not yet.
MTV Headline Of The Day: Will.I.Am Wants To Pull A Rick Rubin With Sergio Mendes, Macy Gray
Atlanta braces itself for the fucking fury.
Conan has real-time cliche Lindsay Lohan, Colin “I’M TOM HANKS’ SON” Hanks and whiney 4-piece Coldplay on tonight.
GQ: Natasja Vermeer in all of her lacey under-splendor.
iPod, meet NBC.
wow, meth whores are hot :)
holy crap on the nacho libre. did you see this one? http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=9355 i’ll have some sweet dreams tonight!
Better than the book!? Are you F@#%ing KIDDING ME!? Illiterate blasphemous bastards.
carrot top is creepy as fuck. shivers.
bluberry head!
college favorite.
This dude is tight:
http://www.myspace.com/sylermusic
I really hate Tom Hanks…now his son is going to ruin movies??? Im I the only one here? Stop the madness!!
commie? ahaha, hilarious.
To quote the poet Mike Reiss, runner up to Billy Collins as the (previous) Poet Laureate of the United States:
“WHERE I DIFFER WITH THE AMERICAN PUBLIC Tom Hanks? No thanks”
Best. Poem. Ever.
brilliant poem…good to know im not alone. Nope, not a commie, I just have good taste….
oh, wait, good taste is unamerican…maybe i am a commie…
are you still talking, anonymous?
listen, early hanks is gold (burbs, money pit, joe vs. volcano, man with one red shoe, bachelor party), but you’re right, he quit being worth it after his oscar. or maybe it was his second oscar?
besides, hating tom hanks is sooooo obvious.
whenever someone says the yankees are their favorite team, i reply with “that’s like tom hanks being your favorite actor.”
but i concur, spencer. forrest gump and beyond, no hanks for me. however - splash? anytime.
I doubt Victoria’s Secret is curing cancer any time soon. They can’t even get a patent for their IPEX Bra. That thing’s been pending for years now.
those aren’t sunglasses. that’s her face.
those are some tenacious tights. 4D record, I do adore and always bet on Black.
those are some tenacious tights. 4D record, I do adore and always bet on Black.
just now got around to watching goldenfiddle’s nacho libre clip. that my friend, was pure unadulterated silliness.
Oh, Mariah. Put on a shirt, dear. You’ve sold enough albums already.