Anchower
Here we see David Arquette and Fez engaged in lively and varied discussion on such wide-ranging topics as, um… nothing? the weather, maybe? facial hair? the delicate art of ass-clownery, perhaps?
Lauren Holly channels Reba McIntire -who was actually in the middle of channeling Carmen Electra- to, obviously, disastrous results.
Jamie Pressly turns on her halogen grill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you shagged the nanny and an untold number of other college coeds rotten in New Orleans on ecstasy while filming All The King’s Men but Sean Penn thinks you’re one of our finest actors and my career is nothing without you and I let your oldest, dearest friend Daniel Craig bend me over his sofa while I screamed “DEEPER, DEEPER, SHAKE IT AND STIR IT, COMMANDER BOND!!!” So… I guess we’re even. Love, your Sienny.
Is it just us, or does Daily News chief gossip Lloyd Grove look like he’s been spending one too many “lazy Sundays” on The Onion’s Jim Anchower’s couch?
Nick & Jessica: The honeymoon is over, this I swear.
Even Jon Voight wants to bang Brad Pitt.
Even the Thighmaster was flizzumflaazumered by Brokeback Mountain.
Ben Affleck to fall off the wagon, bang twelve-teen hookers and ruin Hollywhore man-tramp Jeremy Piven’s blossoming career in one fell swoop.
As your fake doctor, I advise you to take two Scientology magic pills before bed with a tall glass of the powdered idiot drink and call me in the morning, because I’ll need to come by and pick up that check for $150,000.
According to Production Weekly, Laurence Fishburne will adapt, direct, star and home-school until its late teens the movie version of Paulo Coelho’s best-seller The Alchemist.
Patricia Arquette, Bobby Cannavale, Luis Guzman, Ethan Hawke, Ashley Johnson, Greg Kinnear, Kris Kristofferson, Avril Lavigne, Esai Morales, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Lou Taylor Pucci, Ana Claudia Talancon and Wilmer Valderrama. will star in the the big screen version of Eric “Fuck Morgan Spurlock” Schlosser’s (book you bought at the airport that changed the way you ate… for about a month) Fast Food Nation.
Cinecon talks to “gay cowboy movie” beard Anne Hathaway. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Even though the movie has been pushed back to 2007, a whole ten seconds of Nic Cage’s failure-in-production Ghost Rider will “premiere” tonight online at 8pm. Whoopee cushion.
Period-piece fanatics rejoice! Slouchy brit lock-jaw Keira Knightly is set to star in yet another bodice-fitting film, only this time it will be called Silk and will be set in 19th century blah blah blah.
Reports of Kate Moss’ modelling career death have been oh so greatly exaggerated.
Audioslave are getting ready to record their third album with uber-grunge-producer (and Atlanta native!) Brendan O’Brien. So, guess that means they’re really serious about this band-thing, huh?
All you need is love… and $53 more million.
Just want to take a second to give a big shout out to The Spin Doctors’ Chris Barron, who put on, what appears to be, his first-ever coat and tie (with jeans!) for the 2005 Radio Music Awards.
Phish, Madison Square Garden, 12.31.95: A most epic night, bra.
Even MORE new, unreleased Elliott Smith songs, now converted to MP3.
John “Your Body Is A Wonderland” Mayer begins his three-night sold-out (obviously) run at Eddie’s Attic tonight. So, try to miss that if you can.
Dare To Care: Nip/Tuck’s “Carver” will finally be revealed tonight!
Conan has Jim Carrey and Chef on tonight.
Trip Girl: Bianca Frasson gets nearly nsfw.
Craigslist: Let it go, fresh vomit.
Hey thanks for the shout-out, hombre! If you’re in the neighborhood you know where to catch me. Just remember that the car situation is a no go (so bring your own High Life) and you’ll have to bring your own Gamecube controller cuz Wes got pissed and broke my other one when we were playin Mario Kart.
I’m confused how a movie version of Fast Food Nation would work.
fez = nyerd
what is it with shaking it and stirring it?? are you and the sup living together?
Even MORE Elliot Smith? Freakin’ great day, isn’t it?! R.I.P. Mr. Smith.
So I got a semi watching Bareback mountain, and in my 35 years of life i’ve only wanted pussy. That movie made me question my sexuality and contemplate suicide. I don’t know about you, but that makes for an amazing night where i come from. Cuddles Spencer. You Jew.
gay cowboys are the new gay bloggers
flazzle
i got a semi and i don’t even have a weiner.
Spencer, how do I love thee? Let me count the non-gay ways just in today’s post:
—halogen grill —Jim Anchower —“Fuck Morgan Spurlock” —Bianca “Don’t Typo Me Binaca” Frasson —“So we can restart what the Atlanta Police Department tried to rip asunder”
Though why you didn’t title this post, “She started writing it in October” is just plain Opportunity Lost.
Gold star for the day, my friend, gold star.
hmm. who will come out on top? Artic Monkeys and Tapes N Tapes are like two F1 cars, wheels grappling, making a sharp hairpin turn into ‘06. winner takes the hearts of the indie kids. don’t count the monkeys out yet
they should just take it to an old school battle of the bands. and who wins? you know the answer.
Audioslave makes my ears bleed.
agreed TJ. October??? Good thing she’s not fat and ugly . otherwise we’d just have another fat, ugly, stupid person to deal with.
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely.
sounds like Jesus wants to harm you in a nice and special way.
one of these days I’d like to tell Jesus that he makes me want to vomit. but then he’d probably say that he’d want to film me doing it.
viva stepfather.
thanks for the shout out.
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He’s come a long way since being “Larry” Fishburne aka Cowboy Curtis on Pee Wee’s Playhouse.