12/23/2005

Who Needs Valium

Damn you, Paul Walker. Damn you straight to hell.

  • The girl with the best teeth in Hollywood, La Lohan, takes her little brother Dakota to a big, public photo-op, er, Knicks game.

  • Watch Naomi Watts play a crazy, loser actress (how surreality!!!) in the miniDV-tacular Ellie Parker.

  • “Hey, Kim. It’s Courtney. Yeah, well, fuck you too. Oh, and I’m selling your house. Yeah, the one you’re living in right now. Soooo, get out.”

  • That’s our Renfro!

  • The guy from Napoleon Dynamite is back for a second helping of stupid in The Benchwarmers.

Gorillaz speak: “We’ve had so many ups and down over the last year with toxic vapour clouds, earthquakes, face transplants and the end of Routemaster buses… But it’s not all good news. We’ve had music from James Blunt - who needs Valium? - Westlife, and more films from Harry Potter.”

Pauly Walker did have the misfortune of being paired with Leelee Sobieski in Joy Ride and absolutely no one in She’s All That, so I guess the karmic payback is bikini time with Alba.

Jeannie Bueller  

I think I just stained my shorts. And Paul was paired with Rachel Leigh Cook in She’s All That, and I’ve definately stained my shorts watching her on more than one occasion.

heathcliff  

omfg

Can’t you just picture those poor garbagemen? Of course he has to chase them. Or opening a Christmas card to see Steve Buscemi’s face? Great find (waters).

yes, us baltimorons are happy to claim mr. waters!

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