SXSW, aka South by Southwest Film Confer- oh, you’ve heard of it before? Well have you heard of Half-Japanese, too? Anyway, the thing just got a whole heck of a lot smarmier and Oscar winnier(two things you’re totally looking for in an indie-rock showcase) with the addition of two big -well, one big and one smaller- names to its lineup: Charlize Theron and David Cross. In case you’re the De Baroncelli type, that’s the lovely Charlize pictured above. (damn you, stereogum!) We’ll spare you the Cross centerfold. (He’s bald. and he’s cranky. about being bald. and, honestly, it comes through in the photographs.) Austin360 says:

Theron, who is also an Oscar nominee this year for North Country, will be part of the panel “The Documentary Beat” on March 14, festival officials announced Tuesday. Theron produced the documentary East of Havana about young rappers in Cuba.

• DOWNLOAD: David Cross talks about having kids (so rude), hating kids, humoring kids, humoring the parents, abortions, and other knee-slappin’ fun for the whole family.