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Pency Preppy-interupted Winona Ryder takes her botox out for a test drive at Sundance… Hmmmm, wasn’t Wilmer Valderama at Sundance? They might have, maybe, could have, nah -OH NOOOOO!!!
Captain Malibu his-self Matthew Perry will make the triumphant return to TV in the still-untitled (previously known as Studio 7) Aaron Sorkin project about “a genius comic writer who was forced out of his position as co-executive producer on a Saturday Night Livey-type-show after a dispute with the network, UBS.” Sorkin maintains that he wrote the part with Perry in mind, however logic dictates that that’s just the cocaine, marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms talking.
For Your Consideration: Joaquin Phoenix’s story that he flipped his car on a canyon road because the brakes weren’t working.
Lindsay Lohan sees Britney’s gibberish Hebrew tattoo and raises her a ridiculous asthma (COUGH, cocaine, COUGH, overdose) reference. In a related story, God can hear us!!!
Jude Law goes from romancing the boho to hitting the beat.
Madonna buys Guy a doghouse, for the divorce.
“He is getting death threats from Clay’s fans… but he’s also gotten calls from gay porn directors.” Isn’t that the way it always is? New names, same old story.
Twin dry-icicles of cinema Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh are in talks to star in Noah Baumbach’s Squid And The Whale follow-up about two women who hate each other intensely, because they’re family. Sweet, sickening family.
Watch the trailer for Dave “The Sound Of Choking” Chappelle’s all hip-hopped up concert film Dave Chappelle’s Block Party.
It appears that Ms. Angelina filled out Brad’s name tag information for him. And he doesn’t even mind. What a good boy.
Pack the bong now; V For Vendetta to be IMAX’d.
Steven Soderbergh’s dootie-Bubble opens all over the place tonight.
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon. Let the cheeky, Brit-humor-loving masses rejoice!
“The MPAA admitted Monday that it had duplicated This Film Is Not Yet Rated without the filmmaker’s permission after director Kirby Dick submitted his movie in November for an MPAA rating.” It’s funny because it’s funny. (via theapt)
Nada Surf and Rogue Wave team up for tour. Get it?
Grandaddy, too tired to continue imitating Radiohead, disband.
Jack White’s new side-project The Raconteurs goes MySpace.
According to the Catbirdseat: Merry songster Sondre Lerche will be releasing 2 albums this year: the first one, the Duper Sessions (out March 21st), is being described as a “one-off jazz inflected pop” record, which means that it’ll be playing on the soundsystem the next time you’re in Starbucks. Expect Sondre’s other, “primitive rock record” later in the fall.
Tonight: The Whigs (hey, nice new website!), Slowrunner and The Explorers Club play the Earl while the the Woggles, Selmanaires and The Lizardmen play the Star Bar, tonight.
The Boy: What’s so funny, Juliano Lopes?
The Girl: Fabiana Bertoldi
Portraits (plural) of Alan Greenspan.
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God, I can’t believe I fucking know this, but Lindsay Lohan said she was getting that tattoo long before her recent asthma attack. From an 11/29 blog post I just found through google:
To commemorate landing the role in the new John Lennon film, actress Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting a tattoo.
Inspired by Lennon’s quote, “Get out there and get peace, think peace, live peace, and breathe peace, and you’ll get it as soon as you like,” TeenHollywood.com reports Lohan will get the word “breathe” tattooed onto her forearm.”
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