2/1/2006

O' Brothers

Does this hair-do make her more of a freak or a geek?

  • After subjecting us to George Clooney-aided abortions O’ Brother Where Art Thou (shut up, T-Bone, it blew donkeys) and Intolerable Cruelty -and the still-born Tom Hanks’d Ladykillers- the Coen brothers are finally back, baby! maybe, baby. Production Weekly is reporting that the brothers Dude are set to direct the big screen adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s blood-soaked (is there any other way, really) novel, No Country For Old Men. Are you violently aroused yet? Good. The Coens’ script picks up with main character Llewlyn Moss handling the rocky moral terrain of the mind (and some soulless, freelance hitmen, duh) after stumbling upon a shit-ton of heroin, money and dead guys while hunting antelope near the Rio Grande. Thank god we speak fluent Spanish. Wait. Do you smell that? (sniff.) It kinda smells like Paxton in here.

  • Kimberly Stewart makes a painfully honest (and painfully hilarious) hilarious mistake.

  • Mike Figgis watched hours, upon hours, upon hours, upon hours, upon some more hours, of porn… to find out that he doesn’t like watching porn.

  • Kid Rock likes to wear heels.

  • The Break Up: starring Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn and the ever-present ghost of Brad Pitt.

  • Mrs. Popozao herself Britney Spears will stretch her acting abilities into some fresh stretch-marks for an upcoming episode of Will & Grace as herself. Yawn. Thanks, but we’ve already seen Babe 2: Pig In The City. ohyeswedid.

  • DARKCRYSTAL2DARKCRYSTAL2DARKCRYSTAL2DARKCRYSTAL2!!!!!

  • Flickskinny: Annapolis is the cinematic equivalent of leftover night.”

  • James Frey: Guess whose worse week ever just got a little worser.

Broken Social Scene on Conan last night was hott. You watch. You see.

so glad to see Broken Social Scene making a move into the US. I have been a big fan here in Canada for quite a while. This band puts on a magnificent show.

That performance on Conan last night was sweet. And the ladies…very hot. More guitars!

Anonymous  

Why in the hell is Bruckheimer hanging around Kimberly Stewart?

Spencer must not be a Dapper Dan Man.

Anonymous  

The Dark Crystal f’n rocks. I too thought it was creepy when I was 6, but I bought it for my boyfriend’s daughter to watch as well as Labyrinth. She loves them! Other goodies I got for her are The Never Ending Story (not the sequels), & of course The Goonies. My girl is 7, and instead of letting her watch those slutty little Bratz, she watches what I used to watch. I think she will be better for it.

Thanks for sharing, Anon.

cabbage head  

remember bowie’s unit in Labyrinth?

dance magic dance!

BSS sounded great! I’m probably the only one who thinks those two looked stupid dancing like corny white girls

ok, so by broken social scene you mean “me and my 18 friends were hanging out with nothing to do and somebody handed us instruments who cares if we don’t know how to play or sing we’re being social”…

and by hott you mean “nott”…

I thought ‘Strings’ was the sequel to ‘The Dark Crystal’.

And freak or geek nothin’ that Cardellini girl warms my tomatoes.

the craziest thing about the dark crystal is when the mole men stand up and butt fuck the vulture guys to form the crystal tree men. that was gay on so many incomprehensible levels.

good movie though.

Not a big fan of the social scene. 6 electric guitars for that? I think 4 of them were getting the Linda McCartney volume on 1 treatment. And what the fuck were the two girls doing at the end when they synchronized that awful dance move.

genndy tartakovsky for the win. the man is a genius.

Anonymous  

Broken Social Scene - Look, it’s a clusterfork! With 135 members in a band you think they could be a little more talented than that. To each his own!

I think the Coens just snagged back their soul back from the devil!

i like to snag back things back from people too.

vox muppetti  

i wouldnt hold my breath for the coen’s doing ‘no country.’ they bailed on ‘to the white sea’ (james dickey novel - brad pitt was attached) and about six other books in the last two years - highly unpredictable and they withhold the right to scramble at a very late stage of development. just sayin…

What is the name of that BBS song from Conan? Awesome!!!

better then you  

Anonymous 2/1/2006 @ 3:06 pm Broken Social Scene - Look, it’s a clusterfork! With 135 members in a band you think they could be a little more talented than that. To each his own!

I agree. If the stage needs to be enlarged so your band would fit on it, then you should at least have SOME talent. The girl sang like a 10 year old boy. And she didn’t look any better then a 10 year old boy either. I think she was lipsincing too, btw…or maybe it’s just a bad taping. So, what do we get? A band of million people that look dumb, act dumb lipsinc as obviously as possible and still suck like shit? Plz put some GOOD MUSIC on the Late Night shows for once!

P.S.: No Mimi you’re not the only one who thinks they looked stupid dancing. Infact, if anyone DOESN’T think so they must be retarded.

Fed-Ex Pope  

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know that women weren’t allowed to sing, dance or smile in this country…or be excited to be on late night television for that matter. Oh wait…it’s not indie enough…I guess. Chill out, holmes.

anniehall  

emily haines and feist are beyond beautiful and cute. that BSC piece was one of the most invigorating and unabashedly excited performances i’ve seen from a band beloved by hipsters in such a long time. my heart swelled with hope while watching. thank you, spencer.

that performance was great. everyone looked like they were having loads of fun, they sounded great, leslie looked great in those jeans. everything about it was fun and enjoyable.

“one of the most invigorating and unabashedly excited performances i’ve seen from a band beloved by hipsters in such a long time”

ya… hipsters… maybe that’s the problem… i saw the freaking 88hundred year old rolling stones last night and they had more energy than these freaks…

Anonymous  

Feist loves those white jeans.

Anonymous  

Ahhh Feist… I remember those white pants from the SF show…

Anonymous  

Lord, is that a boring “indie rock” band or what! zzzzzzzzzzzz

And the size of it! I thought I was looking at Tower of Power or something

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