MTV’s Yo Mamma creator/Renaissance man Wilmer Valderrama sat down with Jane (before taking her anally for the first time) to talk about his current life passion, the fabled ChiPs re-movie, already a re-classic in the re-making destined to one day take its rightful place in between hallowed copies of Old School and re-Starsky & Hutch on college dorm-room shelves everywhere next to the bong and a LifeStyles that will see its expiration date and then some.

JANE MAGAZINE: Was it hard to get a studio excited about a CHiPs movie?

WILMER VALDERRAMA: There are a lot of dinosaurs at these studios, and they don’t know who’s who or what anybody can do. So I took it down a bit of saying, “Hey, there’s a new kid in town and he ain’t going nowhere until you make him Ponch.”

• Brangelina take a time out from erecting a 15ft wall of spikes around their birth-fortress for some Namibia Fried Chicken. It’s finger-licking and paparazzi-free good y’all. (via popwatch)

• Ashlee Simpson wants a fucking war.

• Purp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino attaches himself to yet another project that he will never make. This time it’s the Jimi Hendrix bio-pic.

• US Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears now has a legitimate excuse for being a plus-size Hostess Suzy Q. Of course, Perez, like, totally called that she was pregnant with her second child back in, like, 1997.

• Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us: They walk their dogs with their unidentified lesbian lovers too!!!!

• Ex-community member, Lost’s Michelle Rodriguez takes jail time and fine over 240 hours of community service.

• “I just saw Sofia Coppola’s Marie-Antoinette.” (via grambo)

• Heather Locklear (and Hollywood casting agents) to Denise Richards: “You no longer exist to me. It’s like you’ve died.”

• The Brandon Davis Jean: Now available in boot-cut, fat-ass, homo-leg, and corn starch & baby-aspirin cut.

• Watch the trailer for frying-pan-to-the-face victim Julia Stiles’ new horror(ble) remake of The Omen.

• Best Week Ever blog relaunches. Now bloggier than before!

• Flickskinny (now in color!) saw bravely played the 60 hour video game that is Silent Hill for your sins.

• Pop-defibrillator Linda Perry wants to save gaping Hole Courtney Love. why? save frances bean.

• Bryan Adams finds his second true calling (and the best way to meet models!) as a soft-focus photographer. Yes, that Bryan Adams. No, not that Ryan Adams.

• DOWNLOAD: Pulp, 06/24/95, Glastonbury, Somerset, England.

• David Fricke likes the new Pearl Jam album OK Avacado 4 stars worth.

• Unnecessary Radiohead Update: Jonny on banjo, Thom on drums.

• According to her cute little wesbite bio: “Sol Seppy’s The Bells Of 1 2 is the debut outing from the heart and mind of Sophie Michalitsianos. Born in England, and growing up between here (where?) and Australia she began writing songs at five years old.” Five, huh? impressive. Or bullshit. Anyway, watch the video for Sol Seepy’s “Wonderland,” if you’re still with us.

• Ageing hippie troubadork and ex-Phish angler Trey Anastasio gets his noodle on tonight at The Tabernacle.

• Shaiene Bianconi says: “A vida acontece enquanto se faz planos.”

• So Not Cool: “New Yorkers are cool about this kind of thing.”