5/10/2006

Because You Do Not Remember Seeing Her In Playboy That One Time In August Of 2005

The astoundingly healthy Diora Baird in the new issue of British Esquire.

I’ve tried everything to make my boobs look smaller. Duct tape, running bras, you name it, and guys still figure it out.

  • Previously: Diora Baird in Playboy. (nsfw) Go figure.
Anonymous  

booiiiinnggggg!!!!!!!!

I’d like to get in touch with her chakras

Anonymous  

call of the wild no worky

This might be the most naive question EVER but…

Surely her tits are enhanced…. right? RIGHT? If not I’m going to have to kill myself due to pure jealousy.

i think they’re real. i’m a natural 32ddd and mine look like that.

Anonymous  

well hello…..

Wow we have the same bra size

well hello times two…..or should i say four? …..me-ow.

…watch “wedding crashers”….they look real (she’s the one asking owen wilson if he’s completely full of shit, or just half.

she looks like a freak — mainly because she doesn’t have the ass/hips to balance those things out. creepy.

she doesn’t have the “ass or hips”…..yet, but she’s got time to develop—she’s only 23.

I’m just going to say that she is one gorgeous freak of nature, and my 34-D’s look rather puny in comparison now :(

real. I love her

Anonymous  

I’d take perky over saggy any day. Big deal, big boobs. Wow.

Anonymous  

woman, thy name is “jealousy”…

You must have a penis. The only people who think that all women obviously want a huge rack have penises.

Anonymous  

…so by similar implication, does that make you a bitch? oh no, wait…”femi-nazi”? lighten up on the dudes, dudette.

Anonymous69  

huh….she’s no “keeley hazell”….

Still…(raises glass) Here’s to healthy!

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