I'm Still Just Trying To Be Cheyenne!!!
This is going to get a little meta, so pay close attention, please. The other night on The Daily 10, E!’s new Best Week Day Ever show, they broadcast a clip from YouTube (that we here at goldenfiddle put together) between numbers 8 and 9. The clip was actually of The Daily 10, as well, and was originally recorded by pointing our cell phone at the TV screen. We emailed the video to ourselves, plugged it into some video-editing program, and added some music from the South Park movie. Needless to say, the quality of the video was not HD. Then we uploaded the 35 second clip to YouTube, sat back, and waited for the high praise and comedy awards to roll in.
So, just to refresh, we were watching a video we shot of The Daily 10, with our phone, on TV, (on The Daily 10) that we had emailed to ourseleves, edited, and then uploaded to YouTube… Obviously, the next logical step was to record this new broadcast of our Daily 10 clip (on The Daily 10) of the The Daily 10 with our phone (duh) and then upload that clip to YouTube, again. So we did. And the circle of life continues.
It’s your move The Daily Ten.
Emmy Rossum is a straight-up red carpet posewhore.
The Girl’s Guide To Hunting And Fishing snags Lost body Maggie Grace, Sarah Buffy Gellar, and Alec Baldwin for the big screen version of Melissa Banks’ best-seller.
Another glowing X3 review: If I had to sum the film up in one word it would be… underwhelming.
Darth Lucas says that Indiana Jones 4 will be more
wheel-chairdialogue driven than action driven. Quick, before Sean Connery dies!That reminds us, when are Courteney Cox and David Arquette supposed to be getting a divorce, anyway?
The official French Marie Antoinette site has a new trailer with dialogue (Rip Torn!) and french subtitles from the movie.
You know how we knew sixteen-year-old, brunette Katarina from MTV’s Tiara Girls wasn’t going to win the Southeast Michigan Teen Galaxy Pageant? Here are some hints: 2nd runner up, blondie. 1st runner up, blondie. Winner, blondie.
Can Snakes On A Plane out-Napoleon Dynamite Nacho Libre? Only time will tell, my friends. Only time will tell.
A.V. Club: 10 character actors who should be in every movie.
So last night’s Lost was another doozy, but we have growing concerns over the Coca-Cola & namaste bullshit flavored carrot JJ Abrams is dangling over America. Besides, clues that don’t lead anywhere or help aren’t really clues are they? We still kind of love it, though. It’s no Twin Peaks, but it’ll do. Feed your Lost obsession some more at Wiki, or HERE, or HERE… or HERE. Also, why the fuck would Jack, the doctor, volunteer to go find Henry Gale, after whatsherface gets shot (twice!) and is dying in the hatch? Now that was just stupid. Oh, and did anybody catch Sawyer quoting Ratso Rizzo fom Midnight Cowboy in last week’s episode? They quote classic movies a lot, we think.
8th & Ocean girls in Seventeen magazine… You may now return to your regularly scheduled life, already in progress.
No one is listening, David Blaine.
New Walkmen tune “Don’t Get Me Down (Come On Over Here). (scroll down)
Jay “If Roast Beef Could Fly” Leno has Tom “GIVE ME BACK MY DOMAIN NAME!!!” Cruise, Michelle “nice frickin’ veneers!!!” Rodriguez and Kanye “what Mercedes?” West on tonight.
Tiny little video of Gisele in her underwear. Because you’ve never seen Gisele in her underwear before.
Fictional Dooce T-Shirt Of The Day: HOW DARE YOU INSTANT MESSAGE A SUPERMODEL
Migraine Boy: Problems
Don’t worry. You have not missed anything—except for me STILL just trying to be Cheyenne.
does anyone know what the name of the band from the marie antoinette trailer is?
Totally agree with the Lost analysis. Get the feeling the producers are sadists who really enjoy effin w/the audience. Horribly written dialogue between characters is my biggest complaint.
The guy who plays Henry Gale reminds me of Stanford from Sex and the City. 2c.
(thanks for the links!)
leno still not funny?
the lezzie pics of Michelle Rodriguez pressin her hoohaas against another girl in a nightclub were hott
Courtney Cox looks like a wax figure there, and if that pic isn’t evidence enough to prove, finally, that Jenny Aniston isn’t at all attractive, I don’t know what is.
yes to sawyer’s quoting ratzo! i use that one all the time.
You are the David Foster Wallace of the onlinediarysphere!
To answer anonymous’s question: the music from the Marie Antoinette trailer is by this basement indie band no one has ever heard of called New Order. The song is titled “Age of Consent” but is only available on a limited edition (only 1 ever made) 7” picture-disc burned into wood and thrown into the sea.
You are wrong, Worker. It is not “Age of Consent.” That is the song on the American trailer, jackass.
Also you suck.
i believe that is “ceremony” by joy division, covered by new order. supposedly released post-ian-curtis-suicide, though the vocals may be his (?), digitally cleaned up. spooky. dug this up if anyone wants to geek it up some more.
my indier than thou radio sources tell me it was the first 12” released by new order, but they could be wrong.
thanks anya
Anya—when are you coming to the ATL???
not soon enough, anony. maybe in aug.
Maybe the Lost island is actually the source of Coca-cola’s mysteriously “enhanced” Dasani water.
man, the Danny Masterson thread keeps going. bizarre and awesome? like dakota fanning all over again.
seems like Gary Cole is already in every movie. and yet Gary Coleman..cannot catch a break.
62 comments—jeez!
the next logical step for “the daily 10,” is to have the goldenfiddle has a weekly correspondant, chatting it up with debbie, sal, and catt.
my girl-crush on sophia coppola is almost as big as the one i have on feist and emily haines and zooey d.
those twins from 8th and Ocean are pretty infuriatingly compelling, too. i wish they would stop being so cunty to each other and just BE HAPPY when the other books a job!
fuck, spencer!!!!
so glad worker and fiddle are making friends. zee best!
I love you forever for “dissing” Emmy Rossum, I hate her! What does she contribute to the world besides bad movies, a pinched nose and awkward facial expressions?! I can’t friggen stand her ass! However she did give us “The Day After Tomorrow” which is one of the most hilarious movies ever. NO!
Yeah, but when I first saw the young Emmy Rossum in Songcatcher, I had such high hopes for her. Thought she was pretty special. Now she’s so not.
Emmy Rossum always has a spacy, xanaxed expression on her face.
acid.
i have this thing growing on my brain that makes me think jack black is not funny anymore.
It’s a cabbage.
it’s acid.
spencer, too many anonymous comments these days. is there a way to leave that field blank to force people to pick a nom de blog?
You know, Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox sure do spend an awful lot of time together. Perhaps Cox’s marriage to David Arquette is still going strong is because he’s her beard. I’m just sayin’ maybe we should start calling them Aniscox…
spencer, no pressure here, but will we ever see what you look like? i’m so fucking curious. please don’t put some fake picture up as a joke.
everyone would like to see the man who destroys other celebs. but if your fugly, well, the website would self destruct now wouldn’t it.
Here’s a picture with me and Spencer two summers ago.
http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/pix/travel/egypt-11-2001/mrabud.jpg
That charactor actor list is bullshit. No list is complete without Richard E. Grant.
spencer used to have hair like lisa lisa’s
Your consistent use of the Royal We is uberimpressive.
You mean like “shutup, we hate you”?
Yawn.
you bet your ass Lost ain’t Twin Peaks. but, 12 years from now, will we be saying “it ain’t Lost but it will do”. that, is the [?]
oh, I’m so proud of you. my little spencer, all over tv. sort of.
The woman is called Courteney Cox. And it’s pronounced “Cour-ten-ney Cox”. Again. “COUR-TEN-KNEE” Cox. That’s the only way that I or any of my friends will say it. She’s no Courtney. Only rad bitches are named Courtney and heinous women with dry vaginas are named “CourtEney”.
Just for future reference, y’all.
All Day I Dream About L O S T
thank jebus for urbandictionary. was about to pick the most unfortunate screen name!
thank jebus for urbandictionary. was about to pick the most unfortunate screen name!
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where is the cheyenne item?