Obey
This is a public art project; So get to work.
Andre the Giant
Seriously, I’m not seeing a difference.
This is kind of a dick thing to do, but can I make a minor suggestion? Could you get a 7-foot-long clit reference in there please?
When did it become ok to jibe on people’s weight problems? I hope that Paul Saggis (sic) will bring the horrors of weightism to the general populas for his next best pic. Maybe a best doco would work: Gash-the Brandon Davis Story, whereupon La Brando pulls a screaming, revulsed Mooshoo Barton from some sort of wreckage, like being at the bottom of pile of tshirts at Kitson. It could end with him crying, drunk (natch) and hugging Lohan saying “you’re my best beard” and then he eats her.
that was about as clear as Duh Vinci Code. zing!
Noooooooooo they didn’t…Physically impossible.
That is an old old tale and not even a little bit true. Try checking out the urban legends site to see how it is completely impossible
Did you know that when he died Elvis had 60 lbs of impacted fecal matter stuck inside his colon? John Wayne had 40 lbs worth.
Well. They did.
stupid brainless rotten creature
He’s pathetic…dissing LiLo to try and make himself look better just backfired on him. What an idiot..Paris sux too
Dis him all your want, but the man can lead.
hahahaha Bobbing for french fries.. grease head
This guy has accomplished nothing in his life, besides becoming Paris’s new bitch by saying out loud what she whispers in his ears. Lame fat sweaty douche bag !
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Barbara Davis is the widow of Marvin Davis. Although the Davis’ wealth exceeded $5 billion during Marvin’s life it has been recently been reported in multiple media outlets including Forbes that the majority the family’s wealth has been lessened to a few hundred million, if that. After the death of her husband in 2004 Barbara sold their once opulent house for $46 million and moved into a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel it has been speculated that this was done to necessitate rapid income.
So… who is POOR now LOFL
I have nothing against lindsay lohan.. I thought the video was majorly stupid but that made it laughable. Paris Hilton was laughing along with Brandon and especially when he said firecrotches movie was a flop and she burst out laughing. Paris’ rep is a major fool covering for her. He always looks wet… lol firecrotch, I can’t get over it!Perhaps Lohan deserved it, there is always two sides to things… I guess Paris says, That’s hot! and now Brandon Davis, Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch. LOL!!!!! funniest video I have seen in a long time. I like Brandon Davis.
Brandon Davis is really good looking I don’t know where someone gets off saying he is ugly!! But he showed that he isn’t what I thought he was, calling people poor, 7 million is poor???????!!!!! Then I guess I am a hobo! Can I have a million dollars Brandon, it wouldn’t kill a star to just hand me a million like handing me a dollar. I still like you even though you seem to have an attitude the size of New York City. MWAH! ;)I loves Brandon…
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I totallly agree with Howard Stern. Paris is an animal and Brandon is a total pig.
Tramps. They belong together.
Sure, maybe he’s despicable, but I think he’s hot with a sexy mouth.
These brats need to show some class. It goes to show money can’t buy everything. They represent some of what is wrong in America.
Vapid spoiled over indulged kids whose values appear highly questionable. They get so much press it would almost be amusing if it were not for so many in this country and worldwide living in extreme poverty. Only in America..while people the same age as these bimbo’s are fighting a war that is soiut of control…wow
Brandon and Paris can spend the money to make their outsides look ok…inside, it’s another story!
Brandon is a waste of flesh. I’m glad most of us agree. Here’s my new two cents: Paris can’t even laugh sincerely. What phony insincere self-conscious look-at-me tripe was that?!
Paris and that slime Brandon, I mean really is that the best they can do? EEWWW she has freckles on her vagina, OHHH, she’s a firecrotch, WOW she has a 7 ft clit…Her vagina smells like poop… My God people, we did better than that when we were in 2nd grade! I wish I could say let’s boycott everything they do, BUT THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING!
ok there buddy with the impacted fecal matter you should know better, you use the internet.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp
“white chalklike material”. Elvis chalk. Bet they don’t sell that at Graceland.
WHO IS THIS FAT TUB OF LARD LOW CLASS NO TALENT PARIS HILTON KISSASS LOSER? HE AND PARIS SHOULD GO AWAY, THEY ARE BOTH LOSERS LIVING OFF OF DEAD PEOPLES MONEY AT LEAST LINDSEY HAS TALENT. OFCOURSE THAT IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, JEALOUSY! HAVE FUN LOSERS AND WAY TO GO NICOLE GETTING AWAY FROM FROM BIGFOOT PARIS! HEY PARIS I CAN JUST HEAR YOU AND BRANDON TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHERS, YOU PARIS IN YOUR MAN VOICE AND BRANDON WITH HIS BITCH VOICE. GOOD LUCK LOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t care what Mr. Davis says, for 20 bucks I’d sleep with ol’ firecrotch.
Brandon Davisis a useless ignorant self imortant fuckwit. He proves it once again.
Brandon Davis is a good looking prick…I think what he said was tasteless, but at the same time, it was kind of hysterical! I am not a fan of Lindsay…I think she is a self-righteous snot, but at the same time, I think that was childish what Brandon said…
Brandon Davis is a good looking prick…I think what he said was tasteless, but at the same time, it was kind of hysterical! I am not a fan of Lindsay…I think she is a self-righteous snot, but at the same time, I think that was childish what Brandon said…
That fat slob Brandon should watch who he calls a “firecrotch” when he’s hanging out with Paris and all. Hasn’t she slept with all of Hollywood yet and most of the rest of California? I mean she does have it all on video, Paris Does Hollywood, right? He’s a sweaty pig and the two of them get along, cause neither of them have any talent, haven’t done anything (I mean, come on, His and Hers loser CD’s that nobody bought or is going to buy and a TV show. So what?!) and only have money because it’s their PARENTS’ money and it was handed off. They didn’t EARN it, God forbid. Lindsay Lohan earned her 7 million with her talent and will earn more and those two will just be remembered for being a fat slob lapdog and a whore, if anyone remembers them at all. Doesn’t it go to show what a piece of trash Paris is, when all of her friends ALWAYS wind up hating her. Lindsay wouldn’t say Paris’s name to “further her career” because she’s already as famous. Duh, you idiot, spewing your name wouldn’t help anyone.
isn’t it true that Paris doesn’t even have blue eyes? No talent, no class, a junior high mentality and intellect, relies on her looks, and even her looks are fake! Colored contacts, a nose job, daddy’s money, and a fake, forced laugh. how pathetic, poor girl.
don’t forget the skin and hair…fake-n-bake and extensions!
Paris got fame by flashing her brown crotch to the PAPARRAZZI. I mean come on how low can you go…
AIDS IS NOT WORTHY OF PARIS. or her slimy ball-less minions.
He is the most disgusting representation of humanity I have ever seen. It is everyones responsibility to punish this pig. I sincerely hope something horrible happens to him, like no one on this earth ever forgetting what a ridiculous ass he is.
He would be NOTHING without his inherited money. What a loser. An illiterate, mean-spirited, pathetic loser. He will come to no good. This is why parents should leave their money to charity, not their kids!
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Lol. The Brandon Davis video is like the new Popozao video. More quotable than Wet Hot American Summer. He is a massive tool.