Oprah Likes Rap
Advantage: Lohan. (last paragraph) And Wilmer is totally Lil’ Kim!
Up Dawson’s Creek: Katie Holmes has postpartum depression. Har. Karma’s a smug, thetan bitch, huh Tom?
Ghostbusters 3: So that’s what Dan Aykroyd has been up to!
The Carpet Matches The Carpet: We really don’t mean to kick Brandon Davis’ new crush when she’s down, but we just couldn’t resist!
Inside The Actor’s Studio with: John Stamos.
Crafty, little Oprah D (the D is for double-U, beatch) turns her hate-ray from Ludacris onto his underachievin’ fans,
You are so smart, you’re really one of the brilliant guys… but a lot of people listen to your music who aren’t as smart as you are.
Oliver Stone goes for too much accuracy.
RIP Marissa Cooper: “It is the perfect end to the current series.” We could not agree with you more. In a related story, THIS is what the internet was created for.
Waaaaaaay too much thought -and therefore, just enough- put into Tom Hanks’ Hair.
A few more thumbs down for The DaVinci Code. And the internets have spoken!!! Now, back to work. In a related story, The Onion kills it today.
Kiki Dunst attached to the new Gondry film, Be Kind Rewind.
Fast Food Nation trailer has been YouTube’d.
More info on the Revenge Of The Nerds remake that is not a remake, somehow. (via cinematical)
Stacked southern Belle Danielle wins America’s Next Top Model. That shit’s racist.
Like redneck like redneck.
A new picture of The Pipettes!!! Mmmmmm, Pipettes. And they cover Tommy James’ “I Think We’re Alone Now.”
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You, Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You, Tonight: Giant Drag (pre-show free Criminal Records show at 6PM, as well), The Joggers, and Pretty Girls Make Graves play The Earl, Pinback plays The Roxy, and Ice Cube plays Earthlink Live.
The Arctic Monkeys beat Noel Gallagher in a drinking game. So why do we feel ashamed?
Macca: No fucking shit.
Letterman has Pepper Dennis, Queens Of The Cocaine Age, and Stupid Pet tricks. Leno has Kate Austen, Alonzo Bodden, and the Pussyspice Girls. So, it’s up to you.
Black lung be damned, smoking is hot.
Vice: Like a hangover poo.
Nevaeh (commonly pronounced nah-VAY-uh) is Heaven spelled backward and Yourparentsarelosers spelled forward.
dude, red bull is the least of baby federline’s problems
Giant Drag will also be playing a free and all-ages show at Criminal Records at 6PM tonight before their gig at the EARL.
Stamos may be sleezier than B.Davis. I read a short interview with him in Jane mag once where he admitted to tricking a girl who had been fooling around with his friend in the dark into sleeping with Stamos instead. The guy is pure class. I’m not into jocks but he makes Jerry O’Connell look like Johnny Depp.
I’m sorry but the Pipette’s are not talented. Sounds like 3 chics learning about harmony in daddy’s basement.
i dunno, seems like the concept of heaven backwards is, umm, hell.
good luck with all that, kiddies.
Hanks’ hair breakdown makes me sad I didn’t think of it. I’m going to start using the line “Gun to my head” more often. Also love Mishca and Snoop similarities…Brilliant. Spencer, as always, well played.
Why no posts about Patrick Swayze embarking on a rap career? Or am I late on this one?
The caption on the LiLo carpet picture is exactly what she thought. Oh, and me obvs. Great gams.
“which ghostbuster do you like?”
“I like the black one.”
“the black one? why? he don’t do nothing!!”
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.
Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split “He has been my crutch for so long!!” She said in an earlier briefing, “I have no idea why this has happened, I’m stumped”
She’s reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible.
“She’s ‘Running around in circles”, according to a close friend, “she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this”
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing
a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn’t been signed it
is believed that she won’t have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. “She’s terrible” a source stated, “always trying to get her leg over”.
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. “Macca couldn’t handle it anymore” a friend said “he would get home at night and find her legless”
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got her for the wedding, she heard he was getting her a plane. It all became clear when she opened her first present and it was a Ladyshave it was not the type of plane she was expecting.
PAAAAHHHAHAHA!!
Can we start a petition for the forced sterilization of Britney Spears? Good.
I can’t believe the Arctic Monkeys got rid of their drummer. He was pretty much the band’s whole sound.
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Da Vinci code is getting slammed. The year’s biggest comedy. Ouch!