Kazakhstan’s finest Borat Sagdiyev catches up on some much needed rest and relaxation in Cannes. (please click on the above picture)

• Brangelina leaving it up to Namibian Governor Samuel Nuuyoma to bestow ridiculous celebrity name on the chosen one.

• The theatre (and more specifically, the Old Vic Theatre in London) is Kevin Spacey’s first love. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

• Washed up, celebrity sea-glass Tawny Kitaen rats out shop-lifting Laguna teen-trash Kristin Cavallari. (via ontd)

• TMZ Retarded Question Of The Day: “Lindsay, did you see the video?”

• Remember back in the old days, when a nip-slip from Liz Hurley was actually worth something? Aaaaaaaah, 2004.

• Were Tom & Katie ever not on the rocks?

• Look, for the last time, stop asking; DJ Once Fattie Twice Shy & Nicole Anonoball are broken up, okay? So stop waiting by the mail box. The invitation is not coming.

RE: Sofia Coppola’s Marie-Antoinette, “This will certainly rank as a stain upon Coppola’s reputation, as she has arguably made the shallowest and dullest historical biopic of all time.” Yeeeeah, but, honestly, what did you expect?

• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams to divorce shortly after the filming of Ang Lee’s Lust, Caution.

• Before The Devil Knows Your Dead: Ethan Hawke (you mean the novelist?) and Marisa Tomei (you mean the Academy Award winner?) and Albert Finney (you mean THE Albert Finney?)?! Sign us up!

• Hey, fanboy. Make sure not to walk out too soon on Ratner’s Shit Sandwich 3 this weekend; There’s a extra clip after the movie’s over!!! YAY! It’s like a DVD deleted scene outake blooper kind of thing, but before the DVD comes out, ‘cos no one’s going to buy it anyway! UPDATE: Er, scratch that. Watch the SPOILER. (via umc)

• New wide-angle lens Miami Vice set pictures.

• The new Ghost Rider trailer is up, and it looks like a cartoon.

• Hugh Hefner’s 80th Birthday Party: He takes a three-way licking and keeps on ticking.

The Black-Eyed Peas of indie rock The Flaming Lips played the Southern Comfort Music Festival in Atlanta over the weekend alongside heavy weights of radio such as Family Force 5, Cowboy Mouth, Ozomotli, and The Gourds, because they play every. single. music. fest. there. is. duh.

• The Petty/Peppers Mashup: Last Dance With Dani California

• Pitchfork gets a first-listen to Thom Yorke’s solo album The Eraser.

• Heather Mills McCartney: “She was pale and gaunt, with barely enough strength to hold herself upright.” Let’s all pray that the 200 million she has coming her way will help to ease her peg-legged pain.

• The Criterion Collection: Oh, I’ve been to Prague. (via grambo)

• Trip Girl: Leticia Reis is (nsfw)

• Aniston and Rob Zombie (Educated Horses) on Letterbox tonight.